Directions to Heaven

Make a Right onto "Believeth Blvd."


Keep straight and go through the Green Light, which is Jesus Christ.


From there, you must turn onto the "Bridge of Faith," which is over troubled water.


When you get off the bridge, make a Right turn and Keep Straight.


You are on the "King's Highway" - Heaven-bound.


Keep going for three miles: One for the Father, One for the Son, and One for the Holy Ghost.


Then exit off onto "Grace Blvd."


From there, make a Right turn on "Gospel Lane."


Keep Straight and then make another Right on "Prayer Blvd."


As you go on your way, Yield Not to the traffic on "Temptation Ave."


Also, avoid SIN STREET because it is a DEAD END.


Pass up "Envy Drive," and "Have Avenue."


Also, pass "Hypocrisy Street," "Gossiping Lane" and "Backbiting Blvd."


But you have to go down "Long-suffering Lane", "Persecution Blvd.," and "Trials and Tribulations Ave."


But that's all right, because VICTORY Blvd. is straight ahead!


God Bless.